Contact Chad!

I love you!

I hate you!

What's wrong with you?

When are you coming to my town?

Hi, I'm a complete moron who spends time at websites I don't like and then writes to the guy who runs them. Please stop doing comedy forever and get this page off the internet!

You owe me money.

I think you're my father.

It's your mom, why do you have to use such dirty language? Call me.

Sign me up for your mailing list.

Talk dirty to me.

Just wanted to say "hi, jackass!"